During my incarceration Mother visited me. She had in some way managed to leave the workhouse and was making an effort to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tricking your brain into thinking you are getting something sweet plays dirty tricks on your metabolism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THIRTY–ZERO! TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY, CHEATING —” “Jordan, if you can’t commentate in an unbiased way — !” “I’m telling it like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If God seems to be in no hurry to make the problem of evil go away, maybe we shouldn't be, either. Maybe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any woman who allows anyone to play with her virgina in and out free like a game is rated E for everyone.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Madness does not come by breaking out, but by giving in; by settling down in some dirty, little, self-repeating circle of ideas;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The dead don't desire revenge, but the happiness of the livng. To dirty your small hands would bring joy to no one.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Success is a lot like a bright, white tuxedo. You feel terrific when you get it, but then you're desperately afraid of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It will help erase the idea that politics is a second-rate profession and a dirty business. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didnt the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the top of the iron staircase leading to the stage, the good, dry, dusty warmth wraps me round like a comfortable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a horrible smell in the kitchen the next morning when Harry went in for breakfast. It seemed to be coming… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We would lie there in my bed. Do you remember all those nights we never slept? No clothes, sweaty doing all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real test of being in the presence of God is, that you either forget about yourself altogether or see yourself as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
