Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
All of our panelists are deeply engaged in the topics at hand, so that leaves me free to convene a little dinner… — Gwen Ifill Copy Share Image
Co-anchoring adds warmth and informality: it's a far cry from the days when the news was read, or rather declaimed, by a… — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
This is a fallen world. People lie, the truth gets distorted, and that's the way it is. What's for dinner ? — Donna Leon Copy Share Image
You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize... there is… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
On a summer night it can be lovely to sit around outside with friends after dinner and, yes, read poetry to each… — Michael Cunningham Copy Share Image
You have to constantly arrange yourself around them, and that can take up a lot of energy. I mean, you don't go,… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I'm not specifically attached to anything other than trying to, in my personal life, fight against where I see right wing thinking.… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I… — Weegee Copy Share Image
If I have to do a speech, if there's no way I can get out of it, or if it's something I… — Ellyse Perry Copy Share Image
If there's a problem, we at Wine Library never tell ourselves that once we handle this issue, we'll never have to deal… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
But, lady, as women, what wisdom may be ours if not the philosophies of the kitchen? Lupercio Leonardo spoke well when he… — Juana Inés de la Cruz Copy Share Image
There are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times. — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
If he wants you over for the holidays or can't wait for you to have dinner with his buddies, it's a sign… — Matthew Hussey Copy Share Image
Any other woman who has to go to work and pick up the kids and make dinner - that's way harder than… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Dinner was ready. Professor Lidenbrock did full justice to it, for his compulsory fast on board had turned his stomach into an… — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
Kids are a huge sacrifice; they change everything - but I'm ready to work for things of greater importance than going out… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you finish work, practically everybody in that place is going to watch a movie at night anyway. They're tired. They have… — Wes Anderson Copy Share Image
Take someone you love out to a nice dinner! Or make one! Do it! This week! Simple stuff can be beautifully meaningful… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
An ancient proverb summed it up when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five… — Mark Consuelos Copy Share Image
I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
When we did 'Boomerang,' which is one of my favorite scenes, the whole dinner scene was ad-libbed. — John Witherspoon Copy Share Image
And I'm not apolitical - I'm very specific in my politics. But a lot of the time it's nobody's business unless you're… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
The thing is I'm very interested in bad taste, as anyone who's ever seen me perform or had dinner with me would… — Tom Baker Copy Share Image
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses,… — Marcus Terentius Varro Copy Share Image
Being anti-war in Hollywood was an act of bravery on the order of the keynote speaker at a PLO dinner making jokes… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was always the jokester. I was telling stories at dinner and trying to make people laugh. I guess… — Wyck Godfrey Copy Share Image
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
I don't have a nanny or a housekeeper, and I only have a cleaner for one hour each week. I finish work… — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
I think in times of bizarre strangeness, what you can and should do is spend time with your family eating lunch or… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
You don't have to love each other. I've been on a lot of championship teams in Europe where there's edges and we… — Mike D'Antoni Copy Share Image
![“You have to constantly arrange yourself around them, and that can take up a lot of energy. I mean, you don't go, "Why don't you cook dinner tonight, dear, for a change, instead of writing a great song?" I loved what [Paul Simon] did with words. But I wanted to do some more of that, too.” quote by Carrie Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47a/carrie-fisher-927_cooks_you-have-to-constantly-arrange-yourself_1004536.jpg)
![“But, lady, as women, what wisdom may be ours if not the philosophies of the kitchen? Lupercio Leonardo spoke well when he said: 'how well one may philosophize when preparing dinner.' And I often say, when observing these trivial details: had Aristotle prepared vituals [sic], he would have written…” quote by Juana Inés de la Cruz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a05/juana-in-s-de-la-cruz-29793_cooking_but-lady-as-women-what-wisdom-may-be-our_598842.jpg)
