Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
My memories of Las Vegas were all with my father when I was, like, a teenager. He was best friends with Frank… — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
I have gotten to a point in my life where I don't want to have dinner with someone I don't like. — John Frankenheimer Copy Share Image
My perfect day is to work incredibly well in the morning and write something wonderful, then take the dog for a walk… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
It's the sense of what family is at the dinner table. It was the joy of knowing mother was in the kitchen… — Paul Prudhomme Copy Share Image
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. — James Bovard Copy Share Image
Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Copy Share Image
'Dance Dance Revolution.' That's a lot of fun when you're having a dinner party and you just want to be a little… — Natalie Martinez Copy Share Image
I grew up in a racially mixed neighborhood. So going over to friends' houses for dinner, their parents listened to Al Green… — Justin Townes Earle Copy Share Image
My parents were extraordinarily focused on education. It was the topic of every dinner conversation, is are you number one, are you… — Michelle Rhee Copy Share Image
When my children were very young and I was working I had someone cooking for me. I don't have a cook now,… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
If I'm in a room with 100 people, will I be able to find one person I'd like to have dinner with?… — Bryant Gumbel Copy Share Image
The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
When the short days of winter came, dusk fell before we had well eaten our dinners. When we met in the street… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Some speak of the public as if it were someone with whom they have had dinner at the Leipzig Fair in the… — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
When I first came up to the majors and I'd have a bad day, I'd punish myself. I would do something like… — Todd Helton Copy Share Image
It's as though some poor devil were to set out for a large dinner party with the knowledge that the following morning… — Cornelia Otis Skinner Copy Share Image
I haven't been invited to anyone's for dinner since the show began. I like eating with friends in restaurants instead. You all… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
I want as much time in the darkness as I can possibly have. The darkness provides cover, the darkness provides places to… — James Frey Copy Share Image
I probably shouldn't say this but I collect little souvenirs from dinner events or ceremonies. It can be a small spoon or… — Stacy Martin Copy Share Image
The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's… — Scott Wood Copy Share Image
Dinners are defined as 'the ultimate act of communion;' men that can have communion in nothing else, can sympathetically eat together, can… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
It is not wise for a man who can get seasick in a rowboat on a mill-pond to attack a Japanese dinner… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
