The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Do not worry about avoiding temptations.As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started… — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.” — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise… — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
