Everyone things children are sweet as Necco Wafers, but I've lived long enough to know the truth: kids are rotten. The only difference between grown-ups and kids is that grown-ups go to jail for murder. Kids get away with it. — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
“Miss Hepplewhite looked pained. "Miss Peck," she said at last, "a young lady should never, ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, run. Should you find… — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
“Mr.Clayton? Didn't you see her ears? You mean ears turning bright red means you're in love? I don't know, he mumbles, and looks down,… — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
“Like me!" I said. "I have to work hard, too. Why, I haven't thrown manure in over two months!” — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
“Three Meatloaf Haikus Oh yucky meatloaf sitting under the hot lights so gray and gristly. Nothing tastes worse than you, not cauliflower or even… — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
What is it with folks always talking about where they're from? You could grow up in a muddy ditch, but if it's your muddy… — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
Comics can really help kids become confident readers. They can teach kids the fundamentals - inference, tracking from left to right, learning how dialogue… — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
This, I thought, was true love. Someone who made you happy without saying a word. — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
Everyone things children are sweet as Necco Wafers, but I've lived long enough to know the truth: kids are rotten. The only difference between… — Jennifer L. Holm Copy Share Image
