“There are two differences between an orgy and a sex club. First, at a sex club it's considered bad form to introduce yourself to someone before you start putting parts of his body in your mouth. At an orgy you… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“There are two differences between an orgy and a sex club. First, at a sex club it's considered bad form to introduce yourself to… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“For the most part I felt nothing but scorn for an art form that required the pretense that it was natural for people to… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“...everybody alive is a lost and disastrous mess...the scattered moments of kinship we feel with others are, when reduced to their most basic elements,… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“It is easy to see in retrospect that what I longed for was not a boyfriend but a version of me without my defects… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“People aren't tidy creations to be stacked neatly in the Tupperware or poured in premeasured quantities from a box into the Cuisinart with no… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“Yes, being gay is just one of a thousand traits that make up my character, no more remarkable than my love of M&M's or… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“There are two differences between an orgy and a sex club. First, at a sex club it's considered bad form to introduce yourself to… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“Did you just say you Think Mansfield Park is boring? Get out of my house.” — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
“This is what drives me crazy whenever I hear people say things like, "Ask the universe for what you want, and you'll get it,"… — Joel Derfner Copy Share Image
