Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God! — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat. — John Daly Copy Share Image
Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
