Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit! — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ would have been considered just another long-haired hippie freak if he hadn't been crucified. The folks weren't impressed with healing the sick,… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
I was pretty young when I figured out that tying shoes could waste up three years of my life, so I dont wear shoes… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair. — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up. — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
If you treat people with dignity, respect and friendliness, you can turn enemies into friends. An enemy is nothing but a friend in disguise. — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job. — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
I don't watch entertainment. I haven't watched in years. I want to see serious news. — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
The next most dangerous thing [after nuclear proliferation] is probably... global warming, and then, right behind that are overpopulation -- we need to get… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
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