If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing. — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
“The problem is that we've got a sense of humor and (Republicans have) got guns. Will we die laughing?” — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing. — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
My Pa always said, 'Live fast, die laughing,' that's the way to do it. — Doug McClure Copy Share Image
Everything is Song. Everything is Silence. Since it all turns out to be illusion, perfectly being what it is, having nothing to… — James Broughton Copy Share Image
I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment Copy Share Image
There's no way to cheat a sensualist like me, somebody who can die laughing for hours over the pattern of the carpet… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I cannot actually see him, but there he is in my mind's eye, crouching or down on all fours, on a hillock,… — Roberto Bolaño Copy Share Image
I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might. — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
“If we publicly declare that Cuba is a threat to our security, forty million Mexicans will die laughing.” — Antonio Carrillo Flores Copy Share Image
One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all. — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
If laughter is the best medicine, then how come people die laughing ?? — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image