Diapers Quotes

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.

— Rufus Wainwright

Always remember your kid's name,

— Amy Poehler

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.

— Karen Cushman

I was raised as a red diaper baby.

— Murray Bookchin

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

— Felix Baumgartner

When in doubt, make funny faces.

— Amy Poehler

No one likes change... but babies in diapers.

— Barbara Johnson

You never forget how to change diapers.

— James Doohan

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

— Dodgeball

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

— Dana Gould

Let's thank nurses for making sure we never have to change our parents' diapers.

— Anonymous

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.

— Bubba Watson

Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

— Andrew Lincoln

Diapers And Politicians Should Be Changed Often Both For The Same Reason. Makes Perfect Sense.

— Pacifiersucker

“Jack had been my best friend since we’d been in diapers,”

— Liliana Hart

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

— Anonymous

There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened…

— Andrew Lincoln

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good.…

— Sarah Jessica Parker

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of…

— George W. Buck

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need…

— Bill Cosby

Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought…

— Frank Pittman

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers…

— Lauren Hutton

“Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.”

— Kenya Wright

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

— Anonymous

As an older dad who grew up in a rural culture in the South, certain things were expected of women, and that…

— Clyde Edgerton

I left Israel to work as a model, to just make money - I didn't care if I was doing an ad…

— Moran Atias

Everything‟s fine,” I said, with a tight smile. “Kiyo was just giving me his latest explanation about how my son is a…

— Richelle Mead

The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and…

— Paul Reiser

Being a mother is the perfect experience for any writer. You learn how to not waste time. The writing hours become incredibly…

— Chiara Barzini

My dad left when I was young. I didn't have a dad. I'm part of that divorced generation and didn't want to…

— Tom King

“You will still be using diapers for naps and bedtime during Block Two. Again, clearly state why the diaper is going on,…

— Jamie Glowacki

A story: A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in…

— Anthony Swofford

Hey, Tink," Reed called to his wife. He'd given up on the poker game and was cradling the little pink handle that…

— Cindy Gerard

You expect two-year olds to wear diapers and make a mess with just about everything they touch. We have to allow the…

— Rick Joyner

Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

[Crisco] ain't just for frying. You ever get a sticky something stuck in your hair,like gum?...That's right, Crisco. Spread this on a…

— Kathryn Stockett

The best thing about Sassy Seats is that grandmothers cannot figure out how they work and are in constant fear of the…

— Anna Quindlen

There are some forty-five thousand items in the average American supermarket and more than a quarter of them now contain corn. This…

— Michael Pollan

One current reaction to change in families, for example, is the proposal for more "education for parenthood," on the theory that this…

— Kenneth Keniston

You've got all these characters and yet, you're hovering over one character like a fly over a stinky diaper. Realize that you've…

— Chuck Wendig