Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason — Pete McCloskey Copy Share Image
“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.” — Sophie Oak Copy Share Image
How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper. — Benjamin Spock Copy Share Image
When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop. — Chubby Checker Copy Share Image
I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it? — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If you say children wouldn't know anything about masturbation on their own, you've never changed a little boy's diaper. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec Copy Share Image
In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just… — Drew Brees Copy Share Image
The best burp cloths I find is getting a large package of disposable cloth diapers without padding and use them; I used… — Shanna Moakler Copy Share Image
“Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
Dad says Specter gets steak every Saturday night for the rest of his life.""Specter will hold him to that, I'm sure." Diana… — Jayne Ann Krentz Copy Share Image
I guess in all of the obvious ways. I can afford more diapers for my children. If I want to buy a… — Robert Kirkman Copy Share Image
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Cinderella and the prince lived, they say, happily ever after, like two dolls in a museum case never bothered by diapers or… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Of all the questions I'm asked, the most difficult is, "How does it feel to be famous?" Since I'm not, that question… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I suffered from a mild case of postpartum depression after my second child and the physical challenge of maintaining an overnight shift… — Mika Brzezinski Copy Share Image
I felt so proud to be having a baby and so excited. And I felt closer to other women - to my… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building,… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I'd like to say is that we shouldn't have an idea that the goal of spiritual practice is to annihilate ones ego,… — Robert Thurman Copy Share Image
There are many people writing songs. That is absolutely wonderful. Who knows, there may be some kid in diapers and he or… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
“If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought… — Tracey Bond Copy Share Image
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
A word to the wise to all the children of the twentieth century, whether their concern be pediatrics or geriatrics, whether they… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
![“Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."” quote by Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e40/robin-williams-682_air-travel_look-at-airport-security-now-what-starte_1190040.jpg)
