“If a molar-shaped asteroid crashed down from the heavens and crushed my testicles, I'd probably have to cancel my dental appointment with my gynecologist. And it wouldn't be the first time in history something like that has happened. Many people… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I tell you, that switch from B.C. to A.D. must have driven people nuts. I bet more than a few Israelites missed their dental appointments.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
