I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables, skipped outta pre school, Spit molten lava, ain't a second I could be cool. — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
When I start writing a song, I just try and show you who I am. A goofy kid with some ridicolous skills, who makes… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
When I first went for a meeting with my management company, the guy in charge of the place, David Prince, said that it didn't… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
Chillin on Saturn, cruisin in the XR, Everyday I got the best bars, And the best weed same color as Reptar. — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I rip like a beast when I hit the beats, But it's just weed when they say I'm equipped with heat, please, Shit's leaving… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
We decided to go out, it started going well, The sex was straight ill, plus she was sexy as hell, But she was obsessive… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
She said she liked the rapper type, no matter if their black or white, And I'm like hmm, it looks like I'm gettin' ass… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I'm righteous, so who fucking with Webster, Stay bangin' out tracks in the lab like Dexter, I'm clever, ever-y day under pressure, Bow down… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like a poltergeist, Smokin la la la, give that bowl… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
When I was real little my parents raised me on classic rock, so The Beatles, Rolling Stones, and Eric Clapton were what I got… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I'm stompin in with my boots on, Rollin to the diner with my half off coupon, Fuck, I been burnin since I was newborn,… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I must say, Eminem is definitely the reason why I originally started rapping, like many other white kids my age. I also remember listening… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
My grass stay fresh cut, sticky icky wet stuff, put it in the next dutch, But last time I had a checkup, the doc… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
Stay high, seeing from my birds eye view, I walk into a room and everybody starts sniffin, Like, oh my God, I can guarantee… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I've really only met a few people throughout the many years I've been rapping who really didn't give me a chance because I was… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
You could never be the man that I be. Never go to war with a dude like me. You'd be barking up the wrong… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
