“I have never even seen a witch, let alone felt the need to burn one to death. We can conclude, then, that our forefathers, equipped with the knowledge that supernatural explanations were reasonable, rounded up all the witches in existence… — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
“We find, counterintuitively, that a small population correlates with shorter humans, and a larger population correlates with taller humans. This only makes sense in… — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
“Disclaimer: While Pastafarianism is the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should also be noted that this is a faith-based book. Attentive readers… — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
“I have never even seen a witch, let alone felt the need to burn one to death. We can conclude, then, that our forefathers,… — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
“We are not saying that Evolution can't exist, only that it is guided by His Noodly Appendage.” — Bobby Henderson Copy Share Image
