“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he writes: Dear diary...I means journal.… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“Dear Journal, I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.” — Whitney G Copy Share Image
