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I wish the resurrection of our lord and savior was deemed important enough for a day off work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I'm glad my ancestors killed enough British soldiers so that I get an extra day off work to eat cheap hot dogs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wake up now, look alive, for here is a day off work just to praise Creation: the turkey, the squash, and the… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
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