Day Half Quotes by Martha Bolton

“Don’t blame the horse when you’ve got the reins.”

— Martha Bolton

I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to.

— Martha Bolton

“I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.”

— Martha Bolton

“I'm not very domestic. For years my family thought mold was a frosting.”

— Martha Bolton

Sometimes when we're waiting for God to speak, He's waiting for us to listen.

— Martha Bolton

Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of five, and…

— Martha Bolton

I'm not very domestic. For years my children thought mold was a frosting.

— Martha Bolton

If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception.

— Martha Bolton

“Opinions are like elbows. Everyone’s got ‘em, but they only bend one way.”

— Martha Bolton

“I do twenty jumping jacks a day. Well, half of that. I just clap.”

— Martha Bolton