“They feed you, like, eight times a day, which is why cruise people always look like hairless water buffalo wearing sneakers.” — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
How was your two-day cruise-to-nowhere? If this had been my honeymoon, I would have come back a virgin. — Sherry Akmar Copy Share Image
“Monday was my favorite day of the week, the embarkation of a seven-day cruise where the ports of call were as yet… — Kate Collins Copy Share Image
