I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
An ex is an ex for a reason, they are an EXample of what you don't want in your future. — Alexia Copy Share Image
I think we all have wanted someone we can't have while someone that can't have us wants us. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.” — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman Copy Share Image
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Dating is about grand romantic gestures that mean little over the long term. Marriage is about small acts of kindness that bond… — Lori Gottlieb Copy Share Image
“First Pallas and now you,” the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. “It’s like I’m running a goddamn dating service… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never been on a dating app since being recognisable. So I wouldn't know what that's like. If I'm really honest, I… — Aimee Lou Wood Copy Share Image
The problem between girls and guys; girls fall for one guy too easily, while guys try to get as many girls as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
When I'm dating someone, I have a list called my 'Oh No Nos.' If a woman commits a Oh No No, it… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I have used dating apps a couple of times in the past and met people, but it is a difficult thing because… — Georgina Campbell Copy Share Image
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The prevailing subtext of every dating book is that beautiful women are surpassingly obtainable, so long as you get over the intimidation… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
“Online dating is not bad. Just tedious and mediocre. It's like going to the karinderya and they've got plenty of ulam (viands)… — John Pucay Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we assume that the new person in our life is better for us because they are totally different from the last… — Kristen Crockett Copy Share Image
Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led by this ineffable attraction, good fortune will… — I Ching Copy Share Image
“You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“Every broken heart has screamed at one time or another: Why can't you see who I truly am?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in serial dating; I'd honestly rather be single. — Tamsin Egerton Copy Share Image
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile. — Mae West Copy Share Image
An ex is called an ex because its an EXample of what you shouldnt have again in the future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've had a boyfriend from a dating app and I'm really not into them any more. — Alison Hammond Copy Share Image
Never go back to your ex.You already know how it starts and how it ends.Move on. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Be with someone that you can't live without instead of someone that you have to put up with. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
“If your love for another person doesn’t include loving yourself then your love is incomplete.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
When meeting someone new always make sure they are not in love and still dealing with there ex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
