Dating Quotes · Page 13

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

— Joan Rivers

Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.

— Marilyn Monroe

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

— Janet Evanovich

“Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

This is for jake even thou we ain't dating any more still this is for him

— Maria

“You’re not beautiful,” he said. “Your profile said beautiful. You kind of overreached on that one.”

— Diane Dunning

If your trying to date me, date me for a reason…NOT a season.

— Syoung

You can't treat your ex like your next that shit is old, move forward make new ways to love youur next.

— Treat

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And…

— Anna Kournikova

“As for Headmistress Crouch, I pegged her as the type who wouldn't have a mate, either because of her exacting standards, or…

— Stacey Lee

Dating is a game that we're all playing in pursuit of love, but the truth about love is that it is a…

— Celine Song

“Next to the first Henry and Meg, Henry had written, “Promise?” Well, that genie’s out of the bottle and there’s no stuffing…

— Laura Anderson Kurk

If your new girlfriend hates you talking to and being friends with your ex, stop. The present should always be more important…

— Anonymous

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

— Soren Kierkegaard

In dating, if you say no, your lover goes on to the next person. In marriage, if you say no, the person…

— Esther Perel

I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21... younger men are just more fun.…

— Dana Delany

Growing up, I didn't get the talk of 'Make sure boys take you on a date and treat you right.' So I…

— Meghan Trainor

You just can't make up random information and say it sarcastically and have it make sense. You can't just be like, 'I…

— Eugene Mirman

Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we…

— Rebecca Romijn

The difference between prose logic and poetic thought is simple. The logician uses words as a builder uses bricks, for the unemotional…

— Robert Graves

Ordinarily, I am the person who falls in love quickly and somewhat inappropriately and then goes on to destroy what is a…

— Sarah Dunn

“I only meant, you know, you shouldn’t be wasting your time on imbeciles. I know how hard it is to find the…

— Paul Murray

I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would…

— Carrie Ann Inaba

Each NFL team has its own policy about their own players dating their own cheerleaders. And in the Raiders there is no…

— Emily Compagno

“I just think that 'dating' is an engagement and not 'fun'." Emily says.”

— Pet TorreS

“Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If you fight with a crazy person, an onlooker cannot tell the difference.”

— Emma Johnson

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

— John Vercetti

An ex is called an ex because they're an ex-ample of who not to date next time.

— Green Monk

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

— Laura Kightlinger

Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.

— Clay Shirky

My dating advice for Paris would be just to take your time.

— Kathy Hilton

“A full lifer doesn't commit to anyone until they've committed to her”

— Deanna Kizis

LinkedIn is a rather staid professional network, not some kind of dating site.

— Cathy Newman

In love only after a week of dating. You're an idiot, kill yourself.

— Wiener_Drizzle

Theres someone out there who is going to be really happy that you didnt get back together with your EX.

— Anonymous

An EX is an [EX]ample of the wrong love and an [EX]planation for why you deserve better.

— Nishan Panwar

I know I lied before but trust me I aint like your ex. Sex so good, break up then break a sweat.

— Tyga

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day ;&& save another , in case it doesn't rain.

— Anonymous

It's a hard business this dating business! Love is complicated!

— Scarlett Moffatt