Dating Quotes · Page 12

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

— Pink

When a woman dislikes the man who is courting her, she parries him cleverly, like a willow in the wind.

— Eiji Yoshikawa

“He looks good for a while, but ya know, ya can’t shine a sneaker.”

— Claire Cook

“If another man wanted me, I was valuable. I was esteemed, no matter that it wasn't self-esteem.”

— Stephanie Klein

If you are dating a player... be their coach and teach them how the game should be played

— Mercy Pheona

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

— P. J. O'Rourke

EX Means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired, though. Now EXit my life.

— Toni Watson

“That's what I've noticed about being 32: it is a lot of women and a lot of boys our age.”

— Mindy Kaling

If you keep talking about your EX to your nEXt. They will know that you are not over them, but may never…

— Cv Pillay

Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel.

— Roseanne Barr

“The nice thing about dating in your fifties is the people that are going to age well are easy to spot!”

— Steven Magee

I can still love an ex as a person, regardless if the breakup was bad. I would never wish anything negative on…

— Ashley Greene

An ex boyfriend is an ex boyfriend for a reason. Do not run back to the same person that has hurt your…

— Enhance Dreams

I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub…

— Arj Barker

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to…

— Kiersten White

Prayer is like a great love. When you start dating the silence can be awkward, but as you grow to know each…

— Matthew Kelly

Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering…

— Jimmy Fallon

“I believe being a ‘gentleman’ goes well beyond holding the door for a girl and letting her go before you. It’s about…

— Cole Ryan

Because dating is a human exercise, it can be a tightrope fraught with danger. You will be dating imperfect people, and some…

— Henry Cloud

“I hate to say it, but all that stuff they try to tell you about women being empowered and how it's fine…

— Robin Epstein

Growing up, dating seemed pretty straightforward: If someone was interested in getting to know you on a romantic level, they approached, exchanged…

— Amanda Seales

I think the good thing about 'Take Me Out', which is kind of a compliment to us really, is that when it…

— Paddy McGuinness

GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

That's the thing that's so messed up about dating, is that you start hearing all these stories about how nuts their ex-girlfriend…

— Taylor Tomlinson

Going back to an ex...is like picking at a scab...unveiling the old wound.

— Anonymous

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

— Ben Affleck

Why would you say I ove you when were not dating??? is this really love???

— Me Nicole Martinez

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

— Dana Gould

Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first.

— Kate Madison

Don't be afraid to give it up on the first night ladies. Sluttiness is an underrated quality in a girl.

— Daniel Tosh

Chaos and destruction do tend to take away a person's dating possibilities.

— Veronica Roth

If you feel the need to insult your ex or their new lover, you obviously still have feelings for them .

— Anonymous

Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.

— Raymond Chandler

YOU ASKED HER OUT WHILE DATING ME; DONT COME BACK WHEN YOU GET H.I.V.

— Ne'kiya Johnson

The day I saw you in person,the sun blinded me by your beautiful eyes.

— BasedGodKam

She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.

— Dorothy Parker

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.

— Scott Roeben

Amazing how being bathed in arterial blood can wash out any lingering romantic disappointments.

— Diana Peterfreund

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

— Greg Behrendt

“I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?”

— Carol Maloney Scott