Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train! — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit! — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don't have to live like monks. I've only ever met… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea. — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
The thing about darts is that you've got to shout. It's not like cricket where you can talk to Michael Atherton and… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts… — Sid Waddell Copy Share Image
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit! — Sid Waddell Copy Share
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a… — Sid Waddell Copy Share
You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
As a kid, I was school swot, but I used to hang around the billiard halls, learning that Geordie sense of humour, mixing with… — Sid Waddell Copy Share
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. — Sid Waddell Copy Share
It's a form of mental and verbal gymnastics, and one of the things that appeals to me most about commenting on darts is that… — Sid Waddell Copy Share
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