Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Where I went to school, Eton College, we had to wear dark trousers, a tailcoat, and a stiff, starched collar every day,… — Charlie Siem Copy Share Image
I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
