Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Reason why Daughters Love their Dad the most is...That there is at least One man in the world who will never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No, Dad. I’m peculiar.” Then I hung up the phone, and speaking a language I didn’t know I knew, I ordered the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deadbeat dads are full of hatred, vengeance and spite. They plunge their kids into poverty, or deny them middle-class comfort, just to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People in Finland have also adopted me because of my dad, and that's great, but it's the one language I can't speak. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad lived till he was 78, my mum was in her 80s, and I've got two uncles who are in their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't eyeball me boy, I see your mother driving up and down the street checking me out. I'll be your step dad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dearest Dad you are always right no matter what. But the only time you are wrong is when you think that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deadbeat dads are like a plague on society and all should be neutered with a rusty breadknife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now—" "A telephone,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the last parent visitation night I'd sorta accidentally watched a majorly nightmarish scene between Aphrodite and her parents. Her dad's the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a kid in Fayetteville, N.C., I played golf all day, every day, a lot of it by myself. I spent hundreds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Get off me,” Harry spat, throwing Pettigrew’s hands off him in disgust. “I’m not doing this for you. I’m doing it because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin beiber: I wanna have sex with miley cyrus His dad: Why? Justin Beiber: I'm gonna do it really hard and see… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know where I would be without my dad. We're going through hard times but he tells me I'm one of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, stop trying to talk like my 16 year old friends do. You're 50 years old & look like a jackass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad treats me like a princess and I will be sure to have a husband that will treat me like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get on fine with my mum and dad, but if they want to see the grandchildren, they come to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I called my dad to tell him I was gonna quit drinking and he told me don't be a quitter!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you dad. I wouldn't ask for anyone else to call my father. I have tried to model myself after you.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've taught me so much, I've watched how you live, how you chase after life. You inspire me to greater things Dad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My sisters and I can still recite Dad's grilling rules: Rule No. 1: Dad is in charge. Rule No. 2: Repeat Rule No. 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every father should Remember that 1 day his son will follow his Example ,instead of his advice ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He described how, as a boy of 14, his dad had been down the mining pit, his uncle had been down the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
