The whole city gives you the impression of impermanence. You have the feeling that one day someone is going to yell, "Cut! Strike it!" and then the stagehands will scurry out and remove the mountains, the movie-star homes, the Hollywood… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time.… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it. — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would… — Allan Sherman Copy Share Image
