Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
