I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out Depeche Mode. But… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean? — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll… — Brian Posehn Copy Share
I love to visit the comic shops, and I don't want to call myself a 'foodie,' because that word is just stupid, but I love diner food, and I'm a hardcore fan of 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.' — Brian Posehn Copy Share
Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act. — Brian Posehn Copy Share
My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me. — Brian Posehn Copy Share
In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
