“The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot coffee.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than shorts riding up your crotch.” — K.A. Barson Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. — Josh Gates Copy Share Image
Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
“Someone's on the rag," she chides, then grabs her crotch as if adjusting a cup. "And it's not me.” — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield Copy Share Image
“I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. “There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here.” — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind… — Robert Kirkman Copy Share Image
“Between her hand over my heart and her hips at my crotch, she might as well have been administering a polygraph.” — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“Believe me, I knew you enjoyed it without voicing it that way. It was like your body screamed for me to take… — Stephanie Witter Copy Share Image
“All I think about is you.” He moves my hand to his chest and I feel his heart beating rapidly against my… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“Jesus, you never fail to surprise me, baby.” He’s supporting the heavy bike, and us, with his strong legs braced on either… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
For the record, this isn’t a male/female thing. It’s a people thing. You talk about men being cold...you should see women from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Another one says she has asnap-off crotch. What do you think she means by that? I'm a little worried,though, about all these… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“Let me get this straight.Your lunchroom speech went a little something like this." I put my hands out on front of me… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“I can't help it that this is the Bermuda Triangle-she pointed at her crotch-when guys venture there, they tend to stay. I… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I’m both surprised and irritated that I feel my tuxedo pants shrink a size in the crotch. I’ll have to be extra… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“Nipple?” I ask, far too enthralled, but she shakes her head. I sit up straight and measure roughly eight inches between my… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
I marvel again at the nakedness of men's lives: the showers right out in the open, the body exposed for inspection and… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“All I have to do is shoot! In my excitement, I throw the ball down with more force than ever, feeling bad-ass.… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“This time his growl was sexy instead of adorable. “Sending me to the cop shop with a hard-on. That’s what you’re doing,… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than short riding up your crotch” — Kelly Barson Copy Share Image
The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
“My crotch is the center of my body, but not the center of my being. That would be my asshole.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
