Cremated Quotes by Jane Ace

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

— Jane Ace

The chickens have come home to roast.

— Jane Ace

We've been insufferable friends for years.

— Jane Ace

Insomnia is only mind over mattress.

— Jane Ace

Up at the crank of dawn.

— Jane Ace

Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.

— Jane Ace

You could have knocked me down with a fender.

— Jane Ace

I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.

— Jane Ace

Doctor, feel my purse.

— Jane Ace

I'm a member of the weeper sex.

— Jane Ace

We're all cremated equal.

— Jane Ace

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

— Jane Ace

I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.

— Jane Ace

Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.

— Jane Ace

Familiarity breeds attempt.

— Jane Ace