Ben & Jerry's ice cream will try to make some marijuana ice cream, resulting in thousands of people simultaneously getting and curing ice cream headaches. — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
On Valentine's Day, couples in Calgary can celebrate their love for each other with couples' nude yoga - great way to get in shape… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
Former Sony CEO Amy Pascal - they threw her out of the headquarters, but they gave her a new office on the lot. But… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he keeps watching… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that. — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
With two years till the nomination, both [Joe] Biden and [Hillary] Clinton are positioning themselves to be the Democratic nominee. And are they stressing… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats. — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp. — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
If self-driving cars are going to work - they're being tested now, as you know - the computers that drive them have to have… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble. — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
If you are using search data to decide what's fashionable, you are not fashionable. — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
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