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The challenge is that we live in a time where there's a lot of crap on television. — Jeff Corwin Copy Share Image
Lazy reviewers look up other people's reviews and they write the same thing, so you get people writing crap based on crap. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
Boy, there are days where I get up and say 'Where the hell did my talent go? Look at this crap that… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be a mother, and when I got the show I was really upset. I was like "I'm not… — Jackee Harry Copy Share Image
Isn't it annoying how the person who's better than you in so many things wants that one thing that you're better at?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't speak Spanish, and I get so much crap for it. Oddly enough, it was the first language I learned, but… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs. — Simon Jordan Copy Share Image
I'm the type of guy if there's a haunted hotel in town, I'm staying there and will stay up all night waiting… — Stephen Colletti Copy Share Image
I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I get really irritated with crap drivers, so the last time I got cross was probably behind the wheel. I'll shout from… — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
In 1995 I decided to stop eating meat. I could never really quite explain why; I think it was something to do… — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
Take care of yourself: When you don't sleep, eat crap, don't exercise, and are living off adrenaline for too long, your performance… — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
'Paranormal 1' scared me because I didn't know if it was real or what. 'Blair Witch' was kind of scary for the… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what's in the Red Book. I wrote the goddamned thing. And I know that it's a lot of crap. — Paul Martin Copy Share Image
We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out… — Rachel Griffiths Copy Share Image
