I probably am a cranky writer, but I am actually a fairly nice, normal person. Since I'm a grouchy writer, of course… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
I don't believe in the no-carb diet... I have a theory. I think if you give up carbs, you get cranky. You… — Karisma Kapoor Copy Share Image
“God, I love it when you're cranky like this. Promise to still be pissed when I get home, okay?" (Ty) "I don't… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
Hey thanks for everything, for putting up with me when I get cranky, I know I'm such a pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony. — James Sellars Copy Share Image
The truth is that trout fishermen scheme and lie and toss in their sleep. They dream of great dripping trout, shapely and… — John D. Voelker Copy Share Image
I grew up in New York City, and both my parents worked. On weekends, we'd go out to the country, and on… — Christa Miller Copy Share Image
People get cranky when you burst their bubble. Over time, advances in astronomy have relentlessly reinforced the utter insignificance of Earth on… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Women don't need to have our own little corner of the church where we can feel precious or, alternatively, cranky. In every… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
It’s a responsibility that I take most seriously, so excuse me for banning you from killing them because you have reverse PMS.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When I was in the middle of the 'Scott Pilgrim' series, and it was slowly becoming more popular, though still not financially… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Everybody should espouse three or four harmless crank theories for the pure pleasure of having something harmless to be cranky about. And… — Alexei Panshin Copy Share Image
I aspire to be an instrument of the director. I'm happiest like that. The stronger the director, the more I'm willing to… — Willem Dafoe Copy Share Image
Tai chi is the one exercise that can universally help solve our growing health crisis. It has stood the test of thousands… — Bruce Frantzis Copy Share Image
I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the… — John Green Copy Share Image
What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi) No. I want to be alone for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I get very cranky when interrupted. I snap at people, sigh dramatically and slam my door shut. — Margaret Maron Copy Share Image
“You're not one of those cranky old people who uses their age as an excuse to be a prick, are you?” — Corrine Jackson Copy Share Image
For some, the effort to appear patient to the simple minds of others, can be perceived as cranky... — Rodney Miller Copy Share Image
They can be cranky, bewildered, giddy, frustrated and sometimes moved to violence. In short, they are afflicted with the New York City… — Lucinda Franks Copy Share Image
For me, I took the exact right path. The cranky, independent one. And I've never looked back on it with anything but… — Betty Fussell Copy Share Image
Kelsoism is not accepted by modern scientific economics as a valid and fruitful analysis of the distribution of income but rather it… — Paul Samuelson Copy Share Image
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. On the cranky left, that is very… — Bono Copy Share Image
I can't have a big breakfast or a big lunch because I get very lethargic, and then I get really cranky. I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I love your personality and I love who you are and I'm fine when you have it cranky days because it show… — Miranda Copy Share Image
One of my theories about why we've been cranky is Australians have been forced to focus on politics or party politics a… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
I really didn't feel challenged anymore. I wanted to learn something and be excited again... While it can be a family -… — Paget Brewster Copy Share Image
Forgiveness is not simply the absolving of an enemy, or one who has done us wrong. Forgiveness must encompass all those things… — Barbara Wood Copy Share Image
In my cranky old age, I actually prefer recording alone now, on 'The Simpsons,' for example, because I find that the director… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
In 2008, Barack Obama did get Democrats hyperventilating, whipped up to a creamy froth, while John McCain creaked ahead like a cranky… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
I was a big and un-ironic fan of Dear Abby when I was a kid in Chicago. I think I sort of… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Men are all right for friends, but as soon as you marry them they turn into cranky old fathers, even the wild… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
Tom Walls' buddies remain an isolated minority, except during times of economic or social stress, when a mass following develops to blame… — Linda Chavez Copy Share Image
The one thing about A Christmas Carol that always bothers me is that Cratchit is so sweet and perfect. He's like an… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
