Comedy is very interesting because you can very quickly cross into dangerous territory. I mean look at what happened, unfortunately, (in) Paris… — Corbin Bernsen Copy Share Image
He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My husband and I oddly have worked together a couple of times. We did a 'Veronica Mars' episode together. We didn't work… — Lauren Bowles Copy Share Image
I've worked for 55 years. I'm going to take a little time off, to tell you the truth. It's just that now… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
I was having a good time before, but you grow up after a couple years and realize, "I can't get drunk like… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
I certainly believe that I have no right to tell another couple whether they can or cannot be married. — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
I'm not sure that it's right to view this as excluding a particular group. When the institution of marriage developed historically, people… — John Roberts Copy Share Image
I was in Japan a couple of months ago, I saw a preview for the movie Pearl Harbor. And they showed the… — Bobby Fischer Copy Share Image
I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I have visited Ajmer Sharif Dargah a couple of times before, and each time, it fills my heart with so much love… — Kirti Kulhari Copy Share Image
We were accused of sounding like a couple of bands when we started out. Aerosmith was one. — Mike McCready Copy Share Image
What's interesting is, most of the people who are fans of the The Wire who black people or cops... most of the… — Lance Reddick Copy Share Image
When I jerked it out the head remained in my leg, where it remains still. There were a couple of inches of… — George Crook Copy Share Image
“You two make a lovely couple," she said, smiling dreamy. "Oh, we're not together," Charlotte said instantly. "Hurry up, then!" she exclaimed.… — Zøe Haslie Copy Share Image
After we finished touring 'Ignore The Ignorant' we had this perfect idea that we were going to take a couple of years… — Ryan Jarman Copy Share Image
And I do not want, and I will not accept, a deal in which I am asked to do nothing, in fact,… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I've been mayor so I believe there is something else for me. I don't know what that is yet, but I definitely… — Kwame Kilpatrick Copy Share Image
“In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this… — Hugh Grant Copy Share Image
From space, astronauts can see people making love as a tiny speck of light. Not light, exactly, but a glow that could… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I'm recognizable in certain circles, like girls know me, couples know me. But not all straight men know me. — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
I did volleyball, basketball, and track all through high school. And then I went to junior college and I stuck with track… — Dot Jones Copy Share Image
No one could argue with a straight face that the couples getting married today are much happier just because their wedding celebrations… — Robert H. Frank Copy Share Image
This has been a great experience for me. The first couple of days you don't always feel too well. You adjust to… — Laurel Clark Copy Share Image
The governor of Minnesota [Mark Dayton], a couple of months ago he said that the Affordable Care Act is no longer affordable.… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I love films that don't end when they end, that go on in your head a couple of days later. — Rodrigo Cortes Copy Share Image
And that's the mistake that was made with Steel Pier. Roger was caught between a rock and hard place. It would have… — Gregory Harrison Copy Share Image
If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The State exists simply to promote and to protect the ordinary happiness of human beings in this life. A husband and wife… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Ricky Gervais, met him a couple times. He wouldn't remember it. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you." Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy) Max: (throws… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I'm intrigued on how music is made, that's how I started getting into it. Of course I've been in the booth before,… — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image
And then, of course, there's a couple that claim to be, but I haven't done any DNA tests or anything. — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
The Church, in her wisdom, maintains the distinction between engaged and married couples -- they are not the same, today's culture and… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
I confessed to Mike [Cimino] a couple of days before we shot. I was like, "What am I doing here, Mike?" And… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
I think I wasted a lot of my youth, falling for girls who were a couple of years older than me. — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
We have an ideal location for a couple of organic wineries on the island. But the reintroduction of commercial agriculture to Lanai… — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image