I think I could be a cook. Everybody always says I'm good, though I think it's quite gruelling as a profession. — Edmund White Copy Share Image
This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
