“he doth, indeed, especially love heavy-metal; into the recording sessions whereof he does, indeed, sneak, that he may insert backward messages into songs; for he believeth retrograde gibberish laid inaudibly under ear-shattering grindcore, to be the most effective way to… — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
“…when two people fall in love, it is as if some new physical constant has been added to the universe.” — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one… — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian'… — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
“The number of the devil is not 666. That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.” — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
“he doth, indeed, especially love heavy-metal; into the recording sessions whereof he does, indeed, sneak, that he may insert backward messages into songs; for… — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago - what… — David Javerbaum Copy Share Image
