“How do you tactfully spin the term “man-whore” to someone’s sister?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Congratulations, Mousey, you’ve managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I believe the phrase you’re looking for is ‘too much money and not enough things to spend it on.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking ‘why is it a mushroom? Because it just… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when ‘Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Hey, any idea why Australians speak something that sounds deceptively like English but isn’t? I mean, I’m trying to figure out why… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Oh, and Mr. Montgomery? I think I counted about four dozen important-sounding words and almost no substance at all in that explanation.… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don’t travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Okay then, I suppose you get a pass on poker intimidation for the glasses, little brother. But everyone else is wearing them… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I grimace, thinking someone should come up with a new phrase for 'I left the ocean without a kiwi-sized chunk of my… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I use the word “man” loosely. A better description would be “the most beautiful specimen of Homo sapiens sapiens with a set… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, you played me, Rabbit. You played me, and it worked, and I’m not the kind of person to make the same… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I made sure to brush my teeth as soon as I was able. I even asked for a hair tie to pull… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think it would be prudent to advise you that due to extraordinary circumstances beyond our control, the original plan we had… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“By the way, don’t thank me for saving you, thank the lifeguards. If it was up to me, I would’ve just carried… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice, winning means manipulation. It means taking people—people who may have helped you in the past, even people you care about—and using… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“The question is: will I get used to a menu with kilojoules instead of calories? I mean, I don’t think anyone even… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I brought you out here because I wanted to share a sunrise with you, and maybe even a sunset. I wanted to… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Wait, and you had to ask him if Faye’s in danger? IF? Okay, first of all, I’m just going to admit that… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice, you might be the product of the biggest ball of ignorance, confidence, and good fortune the universe has ever manufactured. But… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, the gondola operator—whose name was ‘Happy,’ I might add—failed to inform me that about sixty seconds into the trip, the floor… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Okay, so English settlers brought rabbits with them to Australia to breed for food and stuff, right? But they escaped and basically… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Locals. They’ll eventually get out. They’re annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it’s closed. ‘Cause some kid pooped in the water.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
