“Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn’t against the law… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like ‘G’day’ or ‘Wow, aren’t… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’ll get you and your little dog too?’ You say your girl can’t pay me back? Believe me when I say that… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, ‘Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“After one and a half cocktails, finding the appropriate response is a bit of a challenge. I finally say, 'Thank you for… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“My help—it’s not a light switch you can turn on and off. My help starts right now, and after this point you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: You may hug koalas in the Australian state of New South Wales, but not in Queensland. So…if you didn’t hug… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Do you really think I’d let him call my sister a ‘bitch?’ Or you for that matter? Talon Hawk’s dumb, but he’s… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, the giant, three-headed dog that guards the entrance to the Underworld appears next to her—sans two of its heads—and sits down.… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“...once I realized that Australia’s top highway speed of 110 kilometers per hour was the same as going 65 in the U.S.,… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You can donate marrow for her, Alice Faye, you can’t cure her. You can win a poker tournament, but that won’t make… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“The line from Pulp Fiction—the one Samuel L. Jackson shouts at John Travolta as they’re trying to wash blood off their hands—pops… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“First, I’d like to point out that I didn’t use ‘one of mine.’ You refused to let me pay for my ice… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I look around briefly at the other players like I always do before a game. Other than Queenie, Bill, and Talon, I… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Okay, so English settlers brought rabbits with them to Australia to breed for food and stuff, right? But they escaped and basically… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“How do you tactfully spin the term “man-whore” to someone’s sister?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“So ‘fatal’ only kills you two out of three times these days? That’s good to know.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Locals. They’ll eventually get out. They’re annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it’s closed. ‘Cause some kid pooped in the water.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
