Conspiracy Quotes · Page 3

If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.

— P. J. Plauger

There's nothing shameful in acknowledging that you don't have the answers to every question about life. Just accept the fact that you…

— Harry Browne

I am unable to conceive that the state legislatures which must feel so many motives to watch, and which possess so many…

— James Madison

I do not believe COVID-19 restrictions are a conspiracy.

— Jimmy Dore

“Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a certain vegetable. He was a thickset fellow…

— Jeff Phillips

Any time you find the government involved in a conspiracy to violate the citizenship or the civil rights of a people, then…

— Malcolm X

The [Donald's] Trump war on the press continues. Tonight, the national cost of a conservative media bubble, now featuring alien conspiracy theories.…

— Chris Hayes

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

— Joe Rogan

Conspiracy theories themselves are big business, of course, selling books, videos, conferences, and all kinds of merch. Then there is the economy…

— Annie Lowrey

All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple…

— Anonymous

Nowadays it is the fashion to pretend that no single individual is ever responsible for a successful advertising campaign. This emphasis on…

— David Ogilvy

A protective tariff is a typical conspiracy in restraint of trade.

— Thorstein Veblen

I am deeply worried about Donald Trump on matters of national security. He doesn't know anything himself about it, and he has…

— Tim Kaine

“I Only Believe What I See But I Question Everything I Hear”

— Charleston Parker

A colossal event is upon us, the birth of a New World Order.

— Brent Scowcroft

When I was 12 years old, I was obsessed with codes, conspiracies, and secret messages. I would record TV commercials with SoundRecorder.exe…

— Alex Hirsch

Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence

— George Bernard Shaw

There are plenty of people who believe that Elvis is alive, or that aliens occasionally land here to do highly personal things…

— Terry Pratchett

“At times, when God opens a new door, it leads to a place way darker.”

— Abhaidev

The CIA could not face up to the American people and admit that its former employees had conspired to assassinate the President;…

— Jim Garrison

I do love a conspiracy theory myself, but I'm more of an alien, mermaid sort of conspiracy girl.

— Scarlett Moffatt

We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans...

— William J. Clinton

If India is notorious for never punishing scamsters and letting politicians get away with loot, rape, murder and worse, it is because…

— Sucheta Dalal

“Conspiracy theories tend to depend on conspirators who are unduly evil with genocide or world domination as a motive,”

— Oscar Auliq-Ice

You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.

— Robert Anton Wilson