Conservatism Meant Quotes by Christopher Buckley

Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.

— Christopher Buckley

Who knew, in 2000, that compassionate conservatism meant bigger government, unrestricted government spending, government intrusion in personal matters, government ineptitude, and cronyism in disaster…

— Christopher Buckley

I looked at Mum and realized -- twang! -- that she was telling an untruth. A big untruth. And I remember thinking in that…

— Christopher Buckley

I'm a Republican, but I find Nancy Pelosi very attractive. She hasn't done a single thing as congressman or Speaker of the House that…

— Christopher Buckley

Reading any collection of a man's quotations is like eating the ingredients that go into a stew instead of cooking them together in the…

— Christopher Buckley

“Women might just have something to contribute to civilization other than their vaginas".”

— Christopher Buckley

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

— Christopher Buckley

Nothing raises the national temperature more than a VACANCY sign hanging from the colonnaded front of the Supreme Court.

— Christopher Buckley

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.

— Christopher Buckley

I think that every man is afraid of his wife.

— Christopher Buckley

And each year now we know more, but we know no better — what we see in the sky is simply the softened gloss…

— Christopher Buckley

How many times had those awful words - "I know what I'm doing" - been uttered throughout history as prelude to disaster?

— Christopher Buckley