There're so many men walking around with confidence that's unearned. If women do the same, they're monsters. I'm confident in my abilities, confident that I'm funnier than most people. That's not even my ego, that's years in the game. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I'll only diet for a Marvel movie. I will give up bacon and waffles to be Storm. — Janelle James Copy Share
He's done enough for me. He didn't make my career or anything. I was never close with Chris Rock. We went on tour together,… — Janelle James Copy Share
It always is easier to have someone listen to you if you disarm them with the laughter first. It seems like a 'duh' kind… — Janelle James Copy Share
I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years. — Janelle James Copy Share
I'm never one to claim a celebrity as a friend unless I know their mama's name or something like that. — Janelle James Copy Share
I suppose I'll do my dramatic turn that comedians do at some point, I'll do my 'Patch Adams' or what not. — Janelle James Copy Share
Your objective is to make people laugh and then sneak your thoughts in underneath the jokes. If your thoughts are on top, that's not… — Janelle James Copy Share
I wait till everyone leaves a social media site before I go on. I wait till everyone says it's over and then I'm like,… — Janelle James Copy Share
I enjoy Chris Rock. Bill Burr. Wanda Sykes. I enjoy the legends. But no one is like Richard Pryor. Before I knew what a… — Janelle James Copy Share
You never know where people come from or what they've been through, and you meet them in the middle. — Janelle James Copy Share
One thing I always say about my mom is we were so poor, but she always made sure that we got whatever we were… — Janelle James Copy Share
