Using a condom Is like wearing your seatbelt. You don't wear it for traffic cops but for your own good. — Thulani Dube Copy Share Image
You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up,… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.” — Ellie Saxx Copy Share Image
“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.” — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
