Computers Quotes · Page 92

“There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!”

— Douglas Adams

“There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't.”

— Ian Stewart

Computers are like humans - they do everything except think.

— John von Neumann

Computer science departments have always considered 'user interface' research to be sissy work.

— Nicholas Negroponte

Technology evangelism has always been my passion since I learned how to use computers.

— Arfa Karim

There is no reason and no way that a human mind can keep up with an artificial intelligence machine by 2035.

— Gray Scott

I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain

— Henry Winkler

“ Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. ”

— Rowena Cherry

My desk is like a 'U,' so I have my computer and lots of dictionaries because I write in Spanish and I…

— Isabel Allende

I believe more than ever, machines will put new challenges, and that means we'll have to be more creative and more human,…

— Garry Kasparov

Disney is a machine, and I'm grateful for it, but I feel like being part of that environment made me crave the…

— Selena Gomez

I used to tape over the top corner of my computer screen so I couldn't see what time it was. I like…

— Michael Connelly

The world of A.D. 2014 will have few routine jobs that cannot be done better by some machine than by any human…

— Isaac Asimov

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

— Dave Barry

The idea behind digital computers may be explained by saying that these machines are intended to carry out any operations which could…

— Alan Turing

Given that I have to share my computer with my three children, it's not usually a site that I get to spend…

— Todd McFarlane

“There are times when the marvels of scientific advancement expedite our processes, making our lives easier. Modern technology provides machines that can…

— Victoria Schwab

“There are things I've given up on Like recording funny answering machine messages. It's part of growing older And the human race…

— David Berman

“Rome wasn't built in a day. Even God took six days to create this entire world. You will not get it all…

— Marcia M Edwards

“For this to work, we need to find a computer system to break into.” I looked up at Jack. “I don’t suppose…

— Kiersten White

It's much more interesting for me to think that taking a chunk of experience and mushing it up together with other things…

— Helen Garner

I write two pages - that's all I write. It takes me about an hour. I've learned that's all I'm capable of…

— Kate DiCamillo

When you think of all the things that have happened, since that problem with computers in 2000 and everybody was afraid and…

— Lance Henriksen

The most important application of quantum computing in the future is likely to be a computer simulation of quantum systems, because that's…

— David Deutsch

Computers are famous for being able to do complicated things starting from simple programs.

— Seth Lloyd

I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out.

— Felix Dennis

I don't have a computer. A computer's a typewriter. I already have a typewriter.

— Ray Bradbury

“In the end, a man makes his own decisions. You decide, not the machine.”

— Daniel H. Wilson

The days when you needed amazing Silicon Graphics machines to run animation software are gone now.

— Dave Rowntree

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020.

— Ray Kurzweil

Going through old messages and smiling like an idiot at your computer.

— Cooper Bushey

I play computer games, watch TV and do what normal people do.

— Gareth Bale

If computers are the wave of the future, displays are the surfboards.

— Ted Nelson

“She had a sense of herself being brain dead: running on tubes and machines.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

As machines get to be more and more like men, men will come to be more like machines.

— Joseph Wood Krutch

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book.

— Northrop Frye

I have to admit it: I'm not a huge fan of the cloud computing concept.

— Jamais Cascio

I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

— Jen Kirkman

I like two things in women: their software and their hardware ; i.e. delicacy and good look.

— Mohammad MUSTAFA

I love what I do, so it's not tiring. If I worked at a computer or drove a truck, I'd be dead…

— Karen Black