“He was much older and had the physique of someone who spent all his time behind a computer. The only way he'd have a six-pack was if he'd added it on Photoshop.” — Laurie London Copy Share Image
“What's up with you? I can't remember when I've ever heard you so affected by a woman. Sure you didn't prong her with the… — Laurie London Copy Share Image
“Ha. 'Excuse me but your my soul mate. Pardon me while I kill you.' Riiiight." "I'd see if she'd go horizontal first, eh?” — Laurie London Copy Share Image
“He was much older and had the physique of someone who spent all his time behind a computer. The only way he'd have a… — Laurie London Copy Share Image
