The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition, my friend used to say this line in a video game to me: "It's time to kick ass… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Over the years, I learned that in my career, unlike in life, sometimes my wheelchair is its own automatic door opener. I was able to win the OWN competition by applying one simple principle: be funny, and admit you suck… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I just love all the music. My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
The most important thing is to have the conversation, and let people who do make mistakes feel comfortable enough to continue the conversation. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I talk about Breaking Bad being the most brilliant show ever, and even minor characters have subtle nuances and are fully drawn. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I used to be an insult comic, and I didn't end up liking the way that I felt about myself. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
Religion is such an important part of so many people's lives, and I don't understand it at all. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters, Harold Arlen, George Gershwin, all… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
You may not have a physical impairment, but you have things, whether it's finances, self-esteem, it doesn't matter. It's cut from the same cloth. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always work with what you got. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I didn't feel like I was putting anything good into the world, even though it was funny. I wanted to do something more positive… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
My parents instilled in me a sense of self that I was more than just a diagnosis or a condition. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
My parents and my brother instilled in me my sense of humor. That's kind of the way we communicate with each other, and it's… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
