If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?" — Richard M. Weiner Copy Share Image
Whenever I have a birthday, I think back over the past year, how I've spent my time, what I've accomplished, what regrets I have,… — Richard M. Weiner Copy Share Image
If there's anything Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo has taught me, it's that breakdancing is the key to financial solvency. — Richard M. Weiner Copy Share Image
If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?" — Richard M. Weiner Copy Share Image