Comic Quotes by Jhonen Vasquez

“My problem is that the human race seems to want to be destroyed!”

— Jhonen Vasquez

I'm not the guy who wins awards and gets mentioned in magazines.

— Jhonen Vasquez

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death

— Jhonen Vasquez

I've excluded happiness as one of those possibilities we seek for ourselves. Oh, I still want it, but that's beside the point. Contentment -…

— Jhonen Vasquez

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power…

— Jhonen Vasquez

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and…

— Jhonen Vasquez

“Dear Die-ary, I've been to heaven and hell...and I still don't know if there is a god or a devil. Still...it's something to write…

— Jhonen Vasquez

“Tomorrow we settle this like children.”

— Jhonen Vásquez

“I don't do my work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my…

— Jhonen Vasquez

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so…

— Jhonen Vasquez

Children are all criminally insane, and must be destroyed!

— Jhonen Vasquez

In pre-school, I was drawing dinosaurs - I was huge into dinosaurs. I wanted to be a paleontologist, not a cartoonist or a filmmaker…

— Jhonen Vasquez

Sometimes...you can cry until there's nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray,…

— Jhonen Vasquez

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.

— Jhonen Vasquez

“I happen to have a certain fondness for existing--soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things…

— Jhonen Vasquez