In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Me and my comedy writer friends talk a lot about how we love 'Die Hard,' but we'll never be able to write… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are. — Christa Miller Copy Share Image
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just… — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
In the U.K. I'm probably better known as a comedy writer - or certainly that's my background is in writing comedy. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
We call ourselves comedy writer-performers, and that encompasses everything, and I certainly have a very open mind about it. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
There's this message to comedians in particular, that you shouldn't write it, and a television writer should write it. And that's a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Like, your body has to get used to being in front of people. Like - and you have to be like -… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I met Jon Lovett, who was just coming off of three years of being a presidential speech writer and had just arrived… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
I'm a long-time fan of Rob Long, and his books are hugely re-readable, detailing the ins and outs of being a Hollywood… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
I think that's part of being a comedy writer. You have to be confident. If you're sitting around worrying about, like, oh… — David Mandel Copy Share Image
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“I have a comedy writer friend, Sandy, whose husband left her for another woman the moment his restaurant (which Sandy had invested… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Being a comedy writer gives you permission to be an outsider and poke fun at what people think about other people. — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke. — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I don't know what it must be like to be a writer in general, but to be a comedy writer, it's got… — Edie Falco Copy Share Image
Anyone watching '30 Rock' always knew Tina Fey was playing a fictionalized version of herself, a workaholic comedy writer who also plays… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
Once, after a long week, I felt so insecure that I decided to make a list of people who thought I was… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
I always think it's just best to just make stuff and to carry on making stuff, even if it's not off your… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
