Comedy is a weird thing. You have to understand, it's the weirdest thing you can do. There's no consensus. It's not like... People say, "I saw Saving Private Ryan, and that scene on the beach is just so moving." I… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
The mark of the man is how he responds to situations. You're not going to avoid tough times. We're all over the barrel some… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
If you have wonderful moments, don't second-guess them, just enjoy them. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
My job is not to analyze my career. But I am proud of the amount of work I've done and the amount of commitment… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
A musical is only as good as its director. The same can also be said for the CIA. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
Why does 'I Love Lucy' still make people laugh? Because she's a specific character who has real reactions. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
There was an era when people would turn on their radio and hear a radio drama. Now, you could be as scared by that… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
Trump is Trump. Some people find him hilarious. I don't find it hilarious, but you can't say it's dull. There's nothing credible about Donald… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
I'm totally aware of how lucky I am. I have health, family, children. I do work that gives me total joy and allows me… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
