My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things as they are because crying about it isn't going to change anything. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, 'Look at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
I'm a spiritual person: I believe that if you read the Bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share
