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People live in Tornado Alley and get surprised when a storm hits, a reminder that expectations often miss reality. Mencia says his choices are made out of love, aiming to make audiences happy even when hecklers appear. He points out that communication often lacks clear intent, leading to misunderstandings about race, clothing, and speech.

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I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

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The beauty of comedy is, when people come to a comedy club, there is a certain veil of reality suspended.

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I get really nervous at auditions. I know how to make people laugh, but auditions just really make me nervous.

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For me, it's always better to tell people the truth, because people can accept the truth.

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I never want to forget that my job is to make people laugh.

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I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh.

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The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

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When I'm performing for 4,000, 5,000 people, it's a show. It's a rock n' roll concert.

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I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses.…

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I like to look in the crevices of things, the nooks and the crannies. I like to see the things other people…

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Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your…

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When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no…

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I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but…

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When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

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I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said…

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Just because my name is Carlos Mencia, don't think my show is going to be about the difference between Mexicans and white…

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If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects, poor, I assumed that everybody understood…

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Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap!…

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I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I…

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Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not…

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Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what…

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If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood…

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People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look…

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I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican.…

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America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

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People that love me, love me. But the people that hate me really hate me.

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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

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I'm like most people in America. I'm conservative on some things, and I'm liberal on other things.

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I was born in Honduras, and everything there is really chill, and people don't worry about having to get something overnighted by…

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If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by…

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My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for…

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I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started…

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I was never one of those fat-victim people. I always have to address how much weight I lost, and people always realize…

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People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when…

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Here's the problem: People have completely and utterly forgotten one thing when it comes to communication - intent.

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Some people want to live in a world much prettier than the one I depict. But it exists, and I talk about…

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If the worst thing happening to Middle Eastern people is that Carlos Mencia is doing a joke about them being stopped at…

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I don't think I push boundaries. I find that other people feel that way. To me, it's just about going up there…

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My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when…

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When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called…

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People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get…

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When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know…

Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings.

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I…

My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get…

My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things…

I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef.

The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you…

I'm not good looking, but I'm not bad looking.

I choose to live in a positive world and a positive presence.

I'm a spiritual person: I believe that if you read the Bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read…

At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at…