I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I follow the baseball team on the Internet more than I do the football team. Generally you can get a Nebraska game… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
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I started doing stand-up at the age of 20. This was back in 1976, around the time (coincidence?) that the first comedy… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
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I very rarely laugh. I remember I used to have a joy at comedy. I remember going to see Sean Lock for… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Kids are the ultimate trump card: a way to get out of co-op board meetings or lunch with a friend you don't… — Rumaan Alam Copy Share Image
As an ex-stand up, I can tell you that a comedy club isn't a place you go looking to get the abuse… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
My life plan was to get into drama school and become an actor, but it took me three years. I applied while… — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
On a practical level, I'm uncomfortable at comedy clubs because there are so many shitty dude comics who have made my life… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy clubs are set up with people sitting at little tables and you have everything from the way they… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
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