In other big cities, I can play a series of sold-out one-nighters at various comedy clubs, but Detroit's the only place in… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out,… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
If you look at a bill of comics at a comedy club they spread the women out over the months because there… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
The people in my audiences are people who never go to comedy clubs. They've grown up with me. They come out to… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
“Okay, so how, exactly, did I get into this mess—up onstage at a comedy club, baking like a bag of French fries… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
When I started, I used to be like a tiger. My comedy developed in the comedy clubs in London and up and… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
If I'm not directing it, I need to be right in the director's ear so we can be talking about this." You… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Homophobia is a tough one. In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic. Comedy clubs in general are very unsafe… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think the process of 'SNL' is still pretty formal. You make an audition tape, your agent sends it in, they watch… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
I don't personally feel comfortable performing in a comedy club, mainly because as an audience member, I've never enjoyed that experience. It… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“Visit any comedy club, or watch Bridesmaids, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy or Louis CK’s routines on YouTube,… — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
We went to open-mike night at a comedy club called Stanford & Sons and the comics were terrible. My cousin dared me… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I wasn't the guy running out to the Viper Room or comedy clubs until three in the morning. I was the guy… — Ralph Macchio Copy Share Image
It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
If I'm in a town for very long, usually I'll work out in the comedy club just to keep my chops or… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
When I started doing stand-up again, a lot of it was coming from an angrier place, and I quickly learned that doesn't… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs sharpen a comic, they're like the gym for us, making us stronger, faster, funnier. Without them every comedy show would… — Nigel Ng Copy Share Image
Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I feel that if you can play on the streets or in a comedy club, then in a theatre it's a doddle… — Simon McBurney Copy Share Image
Over the years, I managed to develop this comedy career, went from opening act to headliner at comedy clubs, to playing concert… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
You start in bars and then restaurants, then you want to get into comedy clubs where you feature, then you headline, and… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I came to London with a girl. We lived together and split up very quickly. I was on my own in London… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good… — Jane Leeves Copy Share Image
I thought 'Garfunkel and Oates' would be too confusing, but it ended up being confusing in the best of ways because the… — Kate Micucci Copy Share Image
I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
In the 70s I started doing my Big Night Out on stage when I was at art school. A friend of mine… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I would say about 90 per cent of drunken idiots in comedy clubs wear ties, particularly in London where I work most… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don't go to comedy clubs unless I'm working. And when I do work, I come in, I do my time and… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
My intent when I moved to L.A. was to get in good with the comedy clubs and, eventually, try to break into… — Nico Santos Copy Share Image
The Comedy Cellar, the Stand... that's where I met Jimmy Fallon. Caroline's was a huge comedy club for me. I did every… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
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